"Poets can be divided into two types: those over fifty years of age, and those under thirty-two. There are no poets in between thirty-two and fifty because they have gone out and gotten jobs."

— From “Field Guide to AWP” at Tin House.

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working on my surefire bestseller: “Whitney Lin Gets a Bonny Bear”

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in which justin bieber’s mother is afraid to admit that she is totally flummoxed by the linguistic jujitsu of the phrase: ‘never say never’

what’s your favorite adjective right now?

mine is “machine-readable.”

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